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 Man in Palm Bay strips at 7-11 to prove he's a monkey.   - blob3000 - 05/09/2013 05:40 PM  
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 A 26-year-old drunken woman exposed herself to beachgoers in Cocoa Beach on Friday after downing three shots of vodka   - PalmBayChuck - 07/30/2014 10:21 AM  
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 Why Do Criminals Love This Walmart So Much?   - PalmBayChuck - 07/31/2014 12:08 PM  
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with all due respect, OHIO has nothing on FLA. This just in from Ocala...

A farmhand accused of a sex act with a miniature donkey named Doodle refused a plea deal from the state Tuesday and said he plans to take his case to trial. ----Ocala.com if you want the hole story!

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He diddled Doodle...

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And, God Damn It, once again I wish there was a print copy of this somewhere, , , , Printed in the old "Today"(?).

Something about a Sears Repair man, a Sears Repair van, a cat, duct tape, and sodomy. . . . .

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I don't expect this will last much longer ... Alligators and pool parties... great idea, riiiight???alligators at pool parties Carl Hiaasen is chuckling..

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10/21/12 ......TAMPA, Fla. (AP) - Two off-duty Florida law-enforcement officers fatally shot an armed, naked woman who confronted them at a social gathering Saturday, authorities said. The shooting occurred at about 1:15 p.m. Saturday in Hernando County, north of Tampa. The county sheriff's office said in a news release that the men were approached by an "armed, naked and irrational female."

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Originally posted by: dingpatch And, God Damn It, once again I wish there was a print copy of this somewhere, , , , Printed in the old "Today". Something about a Sears Repair man, a Sears Repair van, a cat, duct tape, and sodomy. . . . .

I'll vouch for this.  A copy of the story was pinned up in a workshop I used to visit.  I think the guy was busted over in viera or suntree.  The FK'ing freak duct taped the cat to the steering wheel and was caught sodomizing the critter.  Poor cat, must of hurt like hell when they pulled that duct tape off.  Probably had to wear a little kitty diaper for a while, too....



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what do ya know...straight out of Title town, gainesville sun . com has this just in: Truck backs over head of one of UF's 'Jersey Shore twins'.... Monday, October 22, 2012 at 11:18 a.m. The comments are always interesting.

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Pennsylvania is a close third.........


Relative shoots costumed girl after mistaking her for a skunk

A little girl was fighting for her life early Monday after she was shot outside a Halloween party by a relative who mistook her costume for a skunk.

Police in western Pennsylvania's New Sewickley Township said the 9-year-old girl was dressed in black with a black hat for the Saturday evening party.

As the two to three dozen guests milled about, the girl went to hide on the edge of a hill.

It was past 8 p.m. and the sun had long set. A relative spotted the dark figure in the distance, mistook it for a skunk and fired his shotgun, said Officer Greg Carney with the township police.

The girl was hit in the neck, back and arm - and flown to Children's Hospital of Pittsburgh, about 30 miles away. There, she remained in the intensive care unit, Carney said.

Police will determine later Monday whether they will charge the shooter, whom they did not name. Nor did they say how he was related to the girl.

They did add, however, that the man had not been drinking.



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 11/02/2012 06:35 AM
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man has sex with a miniature donkey named "Doodle". Marion County
 11/02/2012 08:44 AM
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Kinda late there, beavis. How about this - just in from TitleTown....."Paralyzed U.S. Army veteran Daniel Priotti has worn a uniform to celebrate Halloween for years with no problem. But trouble struck -- at the hands of a Marine veteran in a pink tutu -- early Thursday morning at the Pita Pit restaurant at 1702 W. University Ave. "I was in line waiting for food, and the next thing I know I'm holding my jaw because it hurt. My jaw and neck are still hurting," Priotti said Thursday afternoon. "I'm totally shocked that somebody would just come up to me and knock me out. The guy is an idiot. It is unbecoming of a Marine." The guy to whom Priotti referred is Christopher Dabney, who police say took offense at what Priotti was wearing - a uniform while in a wheelchair - and attacked Priotti in the restaurant at about 2:20 a.m."......

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Originally posted by: Bamboo

Originally posted by: dingpatch And, God Damn It, once again I wish there was a print copy of this somewhere, , , , Printed in the old "Today". Something about a Sears Repair man, a Sears Repair van, a cat, duct tape, and sodomy. . . . .




I'll vouch for this.  A copy of the story was pinned up in a workshop I used to visit.  I think the guy was busted over in viera or suntree.  The FK'ing freak duct taped the cat to the steering wheel and was caught sodomizing the critter.  Poor cat, must of hurt like hell when they pulled that duct tape off.  Probably had to wear a little kitty diaper for a while, too....



It happened in Port St. John, I remember the Florida Today article was on weird happenings in brevard. There was another story about a living headless frog, they could only guess that it was a lawnmower accident and there was enough of a brain stem to allow the frog to get around. I think it was put into a shoebox to be turned over to a biologist and it somehow turned up missing.
 11/03/2012 04:25 AM
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Gett'en all frothy with it in Starbucks

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Doodle update!

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Can I Get An Amen

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This gem popped up on Florida Today beside the business section. Not that weird but really entertaining:

http://www.floridatoday.com/videonetwork/1974751348001?odyssey=mod|tvideo2|article



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"Was it pretty scarey?" Looked pretty scarey to me
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"William" ?? !! ??

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PALM COAST, Fla. (AP) - A Florida man is charged with child neglect after allegedly leaving his 10-month-old baby in the care of his pit bull while he went to a bar.

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Deputies: Man was firing gun while driving on I-95; thought he was fishing

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Thanks Bus, now we'll see if California can match all of that!!

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Darker is danger



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OH ya!!! California has a long way to go to top this! But, , , , maybe not.



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bet she got a starfish
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Starfish? Well, maybe, , , , but I was not going to ask!

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Florida Woman Who Caught Husband Cheating Takes Dump on the Floor, Asks Cops 'What Was I Supposed to Do'...


Woman dumps on floor...
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"One of these days, articles like these will be nothing more than a title link with the text "Fucking Florida". And that'll be sufficient."

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Damn I miss Jax Bch!!! ;-)

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Butthole tattoo video

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 03/02/2013 05:29 PM
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So, what else came up when you searched for that? 

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Well, , , , actually, , , , I did not search for it directly, it showed up on a YouTube page side bar when I went to this:

Humping With The Stars

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Killer sinkhole in Sefner . how bizarre. ..... r.i.p, Mr. Bush.

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http://www.news-journalonline.com/article/20130502/NEWS/130509969?Title=-Police-Palm-Coast-man-claims-to-be-monkey-strips-naked-at-Daytona-Beach-store



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Jeeez, I did not know that Barbra Streisand was such a rabid Hoops fan!!

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Wow! Those 2 Heat fans have issues....

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Aligator gets their man

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Man tries to trade 4 foot gator for 12 pack of beer (only in FLA!)

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What an idiot, that gator is worth much more than a 12 pack!

Back in the day one could take gators to the local trading post and trade it for booze. This guy just was about 100years to late.
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Police say Man had sex family dog

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A jet departing from a Florida military base had to abort its takeoff because of a "fish strike." Officials from the MacDill Air Force Base near Tampa tellThe Tampa Tribune a Gulfstream G-IV jet being flown by the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) hit "a 9-inch sheepshead" fish in the incident, which occurred in September. -- you can't make this stuff up

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GAINESVILLE, Fla. --
(AP) A man in Florida apparently got a dose of road rage karma when police say he was run over by his own pickup truck after getting out to bang on another driver's window.

It happened Tuesday evening in Gainesville, Florida.

The Gainesville Sun (http://bit.ly/1rDishr) reports 48-year-old Joseph Carl had been drinking and drove into a vehicle stopped at a red light. He got out of his truck without putting it in park and began banging on the window of a woman's car. When the frightened woman drove away, there was nothing holding his truck in place.

The truck rolled into Carl. A police report says he was taken to the hospital where he was treated for fractures in his hand and foot.

He's charged with DUI and DUI property damage. It isn't known whether he's obtained a lawyer.

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Hogs gone wild threaten to cancel Halloween

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OMG the redneck trapper "thats one of the reasons i catch the hogs is so the kids can have a good ahlloween" i can totally see him saying that even though i have never met the guy

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Been a while since this thread had any good posts...

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Florida woman arrested for assaulting domestic partner with a dildo.

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Florida man arrested for urinating on pregnant girlfriend.

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Florida man shot during dispute over protected sea turtle nest


video interview


Disabled combat veteran Stan Pannaman had every reason to think that surviving a bomb
blast during the Vietnam War might be his closest brush with death.

But five decades later the 72-year-old ex-Marine got another scare on a Lauderdale-by-the-Sea beach
when he was shot and wounded with his own gun while volunteering to protect sea turtle nests, according to the Broward Sheriff's Office.









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Sorry mom, gotta lock you up for couple of minutes while I go on a crack run....

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I think they've got Floriduh beat down in the far south Indian Ocean:
Seals raping penguins
 07/23/2015 08:06 AM
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Seals found sexually assaulting penguins


they must be illegal immigrant seals...

waka waka!


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A Florida man who pleaded guilty to landing a gyrocopter on a lawn outside the U.S. Capitol as a political protest says he now wants to land a spot inside the building, as a member of Congress.

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A 55-year-old woman in Port St. Lucie, Florida, was arrested earlier this month for domestic battery after allegedly attacking her husband for farting in bed.

Guess a dutch-oven was out of the question
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Cops: Florida mom abandons kid, heads to 'sugar daddy' pad, pees on and punches police

A Florida mother is accused of ditching her child and urinating on officers when they found her in her "sugar daddy's" apartment.

Daytona Beach police said that Jennifer Cael, 34, no longer wanted her child, according to news-journalonline.com. When officers attempted to arrest her last week, she punched one in the chest and urinated on them, according to the report.

Cael is facing charges of child neglect and resisting an officer with violence. Officers said she was intoxicated.

According to Volusia County Corrections, she is being held on $5,000 bond.

Read more here: http://www.miamiherald.com/new...e53995175.html?ref=yfp

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Burger, fries and a live gator? Florida customer tosses 3-foot reptile through drive-through.

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Originally posted by: bob3000

Burger, fries and a live gator? Florida customer tosses 3-foot reptile through drive-through.




see you later, alligator

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Merritt Island man arrested after beating up ATM that gave him too much cash:
https://www.huffingtonpost.com...42b049e4b0b0e5a7a38245

CBS News collection: https://www.cbsnews.com/pictur...from-florida-this-year
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Great White Shark Named George Stalks Everglade Waters

 02/07/2018 09:12 AM
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Apparently, some dude lauched a car into space?!?

Anybody have a link?



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Originally posted by: tom Apparently, some dude lauched a car into space?!?

 

 

 

 

 

not wierd , tom, thats the NEW NORMAL

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RocketSurf

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pontoon camperlocal craigslist item.....

some local posers.....um, posters might want to expand their accommodations.

 

 

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Nice takeover try, Iowa!!................ too soon.... pipe bomb' at gender-reveal party..... !!!!

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Florida man arrested after carjacking a golf cart:
A Florida man was arrested after carjacking a golf cart, WPXI reported.
According to the report, 42-year-old Sanford resident Andrew Thomson Burnett was arrested after police say he battered the golf cart driver and drove away with the cart.


smh.....

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This was in the Florida Today yesterday (although this is a Sentinel link)
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/os-naked-woman-beach-megan-fowler-20140729,0,3894015.story

 

 

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