My Tequesta neighbors were attacked and killed as they hung out in their driveway last night. Brutal stabbing and blunt force attack of husband and wife. 19 y/o man was biting chunks of flesh off the face of the male victim, had severely stabbed another neighbor that tried to help, fought off three deputies, a k-9, and was not phased by repeated tasering. Was still making animal like grunts hours after the incident.

Apparently an FSU frat boy party gone wrong, probably Flakka

Read that this morning. Holy shit what is wrong with people. When the Taser didn't work, the .40 cal would have.

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definitely a Florida thing

uh, oh a dentists son...

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"The truth is incontrovertible.
malice may attack it,
ignorance may deride it,
but in the end,
there it is." -Sir Winston Churchill

It seems that we here in Florida really don't need to do much to stay ahead of the "mundane and normal" curve. We'll go toe-to-toe with any state that thinks they are more F'd than us!!!!

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Dora Hates You

Florida simply cannot be beat for weird and macabre.  It's a shame, because it has a lot to offer and is beautiful.  But somehow it became a magnet for the most deranged among the American population.  Not sure why.

I try to avoid it these days, but some family member inevitably plans a cruise or beach vacation each year and I find myself there again (twice this summer).  Each time I am treated to something incredibly weird and disturbing.  Plus, there's the smell of mildew that seems to permeate everything.  Is it a popular air freshener there?

And what's really odd is that I think there's a Floridian dress code that says the middle-aged men must (even though it's always warm) have a cheesy mustache and a Ford or Chevy van.

It's because Florida exists that I'm burning as much coal as I can in the back yard to speed up global warming.

I suppose that Florida is simply evidence of God's sense of humor, including the fact that it's shaped like.... well, you know.

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See you all next summer.  Have a great rest of 2016, and don't vote for Trump.

msn

If this wasn't the result of some kind of drug and was just a 'mental breakdown', I double down on my WTF comment.

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Man dies in meth lab explosion while lighting farts on fire.......
best quote from the article....."I'm not mad about my husband dying, I just got my eyebrows did and now they're gone."
Fire in the hole

Marion deputies: Naked man breaks into home, bites woman, then dies
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An investigation is underway after a man allegedly broke into an Ocala home naked, bit a woman and then later died at a hospital on Saturday, Sept. 17. (Marion County Sheriff's Office)

Last Updated: Sunday, September 18, 2016, 8:04 AM
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OCALA --
An Ocala man died Saturday after he allegedly broke into a home naked and bit a woman before being taken to a hospital.

James Raines, 40, is accused of breaking into a home along Northeast 45th Street in Ocala. The Marion County Sheriff's Office received a call at 4:26 a.m. about a disturbance at the home. When deputies arrived, they found Raines being held down in a bedroom by another man.

Deputies said they observed Raines naked and unresponsive. First aid was provided, and Raines was transported to an area hospital, where he died.

During the investigation, two men and a woman told deputies that Raines came into the home naked without permission. They told deputies Raines was "out of control and attacked the individuals inside the home," deputies said.

The people inside the home believed Raines was under the influence of drugs or alcohol. The people inside the home told deputies they defended themselves against Raines, and deputies observed a bite mark on one of the women.

Deputies identified Raines as someone who lives in the area and went to his home. While there, another woman was located, who also appeared to be under the influence of a substance. She needed medical treatment.

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Dora Hates You

Hey! What the hell is going on here? Somebody better step-up-to-the-plate and get Florida back on top! Do not let California hog all the glory!

Woman with skull on stick leads Sacramento police to body

Last Updated: Friday, October 21, 2016

SACRAMENTO, Calif. --
(AP) It sounds like a Halloween prank but Sacramento police say it was all too real.

Authorities say a homeless woman led them to a decomposed body after she was seen walking down the street with a human skull on a stick.

Police tell KTXL-TV (http://bit.ly/2emtEik ) that the woman was spotted Wednesday on Connie Drive.

Police stopped her at an abandoned house.

Sgt. Bryce Heinlein says the woman told them she had found the skull and led them to an abandoned homeless camp a couple blocks away. That's where officers found the rest of a decomposing body.

The coroner will determine the identity of the remains and the cause of death.

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Dora Hates You

Is it weird that this thread is 4 years old and I just today saw that the title was mis-spelled???  4 years and I never noticed? thats a little weird...

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Not reely. And, anyone with half a brain knows that the weirdness is a result of the weather here + the people drawn here because of it.

Plenty of studies on it. Facts. Don't worry dingpatch, someone will step up and trump that story soon. Cali got nuthin on FLA. , cept high prices, and traffic.

Edited: 10/27/2016 at 04:58 AM by StirfryMcflurry

Florida man driving home from strip club falls out of truck and runs himself over

http://www.miamiherald.com/new.../article110524437.html

running oneself over with a vehicle is actually a pretty impressive feat. then to get up and run away afterwards is probably just the liquor and adrenaline. the next day is going to be a sonofabitch, better stock up on the advil.

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lol, no kidding. run to an ATM and stock up on bail money too, for when popo finds you the next day.

Hes BACK! Florida man - Tom Miller is performing in another one of his wacky events. For his next trick, Miller will endure six straight hours of listening to American rock band The Eagles in order to finally answer the question: Do the Eagles suck? Miller, who was inspired to undertake this act by Trump’s “I Alone” message as well as the fondly remembered scene in “The Big Lebowski” in which the main character is booted from a taxi after offering his unfavorable opinion of the successful band, will listen to every song featured on the band’s studio records and render his decision on a song-by-song basis, followed by his take on the band as a whole.

Bride'smaidzilla

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"Most people would die sooner than think; in fact, they do." - Bertrand Russell


"Morality is doing what is right, regardless of what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told, regardless of what is right.


If I do not answer you .... nothing personal, I just have you on ignore.

She looks like a bad decision.

Orlando man spends a fortune to avoid $1.25 toll
Has remote-control to cover up his Endless Summer surf tag

Annndddd, this:
FL man charged for repeated sexual assault of pit bull
He said it was OK because she was in heat.


Edited: 01/14/2017 at 09:28 AM by RegularJoe

And much, MUCH closer to home... too close for comfort in fact:

Melbourne man high on flakka has sex with tree and calls himself Thor

A friend of mine had the best comment ever. "After that, he probably was thor!"

Edited: 01/20/2017 at 01:12 PM by RegularJoe

Florida Creep, 27, Busted For Squirting Hair Conditioner On Backsides Of Women Shopping At Target ...while jerking off.

Maybe its something in our groundwater....

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THONOTOSASSA — Twenty-five yoga enthusiasts spread their mats and prepared for a Saturday morning class under oak trees.

Then 14 goats joined them for Goat Yoga, where the instructor’s directions were sometimes drowned out by “baas” from the animals and laughter from attendees getting nuzzled by goats.

Goat Yoga is a trend started in central Oregon, combining a one-hour yoga session with the animal therapy of Nigerian dwarf goats that wander around and interact with the class. In the last eight months, stories have appeared in hundreds of media outlets around the world.

 

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I think thats enough internet for today...

Florida man accused of choking his girlfriend to death believes his penis will show the jury what really happened.

 

Florida Woman Uses Boyfriend's Testicles to Blend Her Makeup

Florida woman burned down 3500 year old tree smoking meth

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"The truth is incontrovertible.
malice may attack it,
ignorance may deride it,
but in the end,
there it is." -Sir Winston Churchill

 

this just IN, he got OFF !!!  puns intended

Did the judge allow him to show his schlong to the jury? LMFAO, if that's what swayed them to a not guilty decision, that thing must be YUUUUGE.

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Can't get more weird, nor relevant to the times than this: 'Neo nazi suspect tells police he killed roommates for disrespecting his Muslim faith.' http://www.tampabay.com/news/p...slim-faith/2324756

LAKELAND — A large, black-and-white checkered statue of a swan that was stolen in Florida by a naked man was found on Friday.

 

 

A large, black-and-white checkered statue of a swan

 

 

Thats damn weird...

stolen in Florida by a naked man

Not so weird really...

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Alligator killed by plane landing at Orlando Executive Airport

An alligator was struck and killed by a small plane landing at Orlando Executive Airport last week.

The Piper PA 31 aircraft was landing on runway 7 at the airport at 2:15 a.m. Thursday when the 11-foot gator was hit.

The gator reportedly jumped up and struck the plane's wing during landing. The gator was killed instantly, and the aircraft sustained damage to the wing, witnesses said.

The Federal Aviation Administration is investigating.


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"The truth is incontrovertible.
malice may attack it,
ignorance may deride it,
but in the end,
there it is." -Sir Winston Churchill

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017...ed-by-11-year-old.html

PORT RICHEY, Fla. - A Florida woman has been arrested on child abuse charges after authorities said she gave birth to a child fathered by an 11-year-old.

Hillsborough County Sheriff's officials said in an email that 25-year-old Marissa Ashley Mowry faces a charge of sexual battery on a child younger than 12.

A police report said Mowry was 22 when she began having sex with the boy near Tampa.

Mowry became pregnant and gave birth in October 2014. Officials say she and the boy continued to engage in sexual intercourse multiple times when he was between the ages of 11 and 14 years old.

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GOP:

Gaslight
Obstruct
Project

Annnnnd, it never ends.
Flagler deputies searching for cross-dressing male tying pantyhose to cars

Authorities in St. Petersburg, Florida, are battling an onslaught of graffiti depicting a three-buttocked arse.

boing




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"The truth is incontrovertible.
malice may attack it,
ignorance may deride it,
but in the end,
there it is." -Sir Winston Churchill

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police arrest naked-man-with wires-attached-to-penis

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man-accused-of rubbing penis at electric-daisy-carnival

Cops stop car with broken tail light, find 3 key deer hog-tied up

and the hits keep on comin'...

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GOP:

Gaslight
Obstruct
Project