"WASHINGTON - In an announcement that could forever change the way scientists study the hydrogen-based star, NASA researchers published a comprehensive study today theorizing that the sun may be capable of supporting fire-based lifeforms. "After extensive research, we have reason to believe that the sun may be habitable for fire-based life, including primitive single-flame microbes and more complex ember-like organisms capable of thriving under all manner of burning conditions," lead investigator Dr. Steven T. Aukerman wrote, noting that the sun's helium-rich surface of highly charged particles provides the perfect food source for fire-based lifeforms. "With a surface temperature of 10,000 degrees Fahrenheit and frequent eruptions of ionized gases flowing along strong magnetic fields, the sun is the first star we've seen with the right conditions to support fire organisms, and we believe there is evidence to support the theory that fire-bacteria, fire-insects, and even tiny fire-fish were once perhaps populous on the sun's surface." Scientists cautioned that despite the exciting possibilities of fire-life on the star, there are numerous logistical, moral, and ethical questions to resolve before scientists could even begin to entertain the possibility of putting fire-people on the sun."

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"The truth is incontrovertible.
malice may attack it,
ignorance may deride it,
but in the end,
there it is." -Sir Winston Churchill

Dang.  If those things infest the tokamak we could have a serious setback in clean power...

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Fire fish. That's hot.

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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

From the Onion?

But, on-the-other-hand, , , , , the burning depths of Hell On Earth supports life on NSR. LOL

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