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Topic Title: Note: Transporting a corpse doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane
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Created On: 07/02/2019 03:45 PM
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SunriseSurfer

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Transporting a corpse doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane


The driver asked, "So, he doesn't count in the back?"


"To drive in the HOV lane, there needs to be more than one living occupant in the vehicle, Smaka said. Mannequins and pets don't count."



Hmmmm, it doesn't say "living"

HOV lanes are dedicated lanes to be used exclusively by vehicles with two or more people

Isn't a corpse still a person?

.... but he did get off with just a warning.





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 07/03/2019 06:54 AM
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Greensleeves

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Yes heard that! Pretty funny! What if a woman is pregnant? In Alabama for sure!

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 07/03/2019 06:55 AM
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tom

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I'm not quite dead yet. 'Ere, he says he's not dead. Yes he is. I'm not. He isn't. Well, he will be soon, he's very ill. I'm getting better. No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment. I don't want to go on the cart. Oh, don't be such a baby.

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 07/03/2019 07:28 AM
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RustyTruck

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Originally posted by: tom

I'm not quite dead yet. 'Ere, he says he's not dead. Yes he is. I'm not. He isn't. Well, he will be soon, he's very ill. I'm getting better. No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment. I don't want to go on the cart. Oh, don't be such a baby.




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 07/05/2019 08:17 PM
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Cole

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Originally posted by: RustyTruck

Originally posted by: tom



I'm not quite dead yet. 'Ere, he says he's not dead. Yes he is. I'm not. He isn't. Well, he will be soon, he's very ill. I'm getting better. No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment. I don't want to go on the cart. Oh, don't be such a baby. [IMG][/IMG]




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Cheers mate!

 07/09/2019 11:28 AM
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how bout a baby gator?.................................................................Florida man had baby alligator in front seat during traffic stop, police say

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