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Topic Title: Once in a while, standard National Weather Service wording leads to a boner.
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Created On: 01/01/2024 11:20 PM
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 01/01/2024 11:20 PM
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ww

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Text from tonight's forecast: . RIP CURRENT IMPACT...
    Due to a longer period swell, a moderate risk of dangerous rip currents continues at all central Florida Atlantic beaches tonight.
    Entering the surf during the overnight hours is not advised.
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    Getting wet under the moon is not exactly prudent. The moon is looking fuzzy.


Edited: 01/11/2024 at 07:39 PM by ww
 01/02/2024 05:45 AM
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Central Floridave

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Huh? I saw on NWS melbourne facebook page that two senior forecasters 25+ years are retiring. New blood coming in.
 01/02/2024 02:19 PM
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Central Floridave

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NWS MLB said goodbye to two of our lead forecasters today, Tony Cristaldi & John Pendergrast, who are both retiring. Tony's NWS career spanned 31 years (29 spent at MLB) & John's spanned 30 years (25 spent at MLB). We will miss them, but hope they have long & happy retirements!??
 01/03/2024 05:08 AM
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Well, that is disappointing. I thought that ww was gonna post some NWS literary porn

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 01/11/2024 07:50 PM
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    There has long been pressure to stop the Weather Service from providing routine weather forecasts, and restrict its interaction with the general public to providing warnings and advisories. So its main function would be to provide raw data for others to interpret.
Right now might be a difficult or impossible time to replace retiring staff--check political news.
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