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Topic Title: I just had to forward this from jamboards, , , , , , so true!
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Created On: 10/29/2019 06:23 AM
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 10/29/2019 06:23 AM
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dingpatch

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Overheard outside Cafe Intelligentsia Sunset Junction: "I don't want the artisan, organic, sustainably-grown, bells-and-whistles coffee with fucking oat milk, or the cold-ass acai bowl that's like a retraction, like saying no to life. I want a bottomless cup of Folgers, and I want comfort food with shitloads of butter and salt and ketchup and fat. And I want the big-titted waitress who flirts and acknowledges that I'm a man and she's a woman and there's this dance, or at least there used to be. I want something like my mom, but with the sexual tension turned way up, and I want to walk out of there with a full belly, and a hard-on."
 10/30/2019 06:26 AM
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johnnyboy

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That's definitely a tall order, ahem, so to speak.

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"One of the reasons why propaganda tries to get you to hate government is because it's the one existing institution in which people can participate to some extent and constrain tyrannical unaccountable power." Noam Chomsky.

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