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Topic Title: Truisms Topic Summary: Created On: 03/04/2019 09:47 AM |
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03/04/2019 09:47 AM
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In most countries traitors are executed. In the USA they become leaders in the Democratic Party.
A new survey found that one in three democrats is just as stupid as the other two.
Please stop asking how stupid the Democratic Party can get? They seem to be taking it as a challenge.
Shampoo comes with instructions and bottled water with nutritional info because of Democrats. Let that sink in.
If you think Democracy only works when it favors Democrats, you're a special kind of stupid.
Not long ago a great Democrat put men on the moon.
More recently a Democrat put a man in the women's restroom.
Why Democrat? Because it's easier than thinking and working.
Ever wonder why there are no Democrats on Mt. Rushmore? Yeah me either.
Promise a person someone else's stuff and you create a lifelong Democrat.
Democrats are like Christmas lights. They're always tangled up, most don't work and the rest aren't very bright.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a Democrat? We may never know because there are lines even pigs won't cross.
The difference between a Democrat and hooker? The Hooker will stop screwing you as soon as you run out of money.
A socialist economy is only as strong as the laziest Democrat.
Democrats are willing to place their life, liberty and property in the hands of those who will gladly kill babies. After you're done thinking about shampoo, study on that awhile.
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03/04/2019 10:03 AM
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Zoos! Something set him off this glorious morning! Perhaps his shoes are too tight, or someone not like him moved in his neighborhood (the Villages?). Whatever the case, his shoes or his personal hell, his writing is anemic with a touch of Ben Gay smell.
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03/04/2019 10:20 AM
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Party over country! Thanks for trying to make the world dumber w/that asinine post. LMFAO
------------------------- QOP = Terrorists FK = Gay |
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03/04/2019 02:05 PM
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Zeus must have crashed at Crankles place after an all night "them was the good 'ol days" bender because he is definitely posting from Crankie's Run-On-Sentence 3000 home computer today.. LOL
------------------------- When America was "great" Edited: 03/04/2019 at 02:06 PM by fishkller |
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03/04/2019 04:43 PM
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Zoos copied and pasted Donnie junior's stand up routine from cpac?
Bless his heart. ------------------------- “It is the heart of US policy to use fascism to preserve capitalism while claiming to be saving democracy from communism “ - Michael Parenti |
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03/05/2019 07:09 AM
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Zoos copied and pasted Donnie junior's stand up routine from cpac? Bless his heart. That or he has overdosed on Right Wing memes and bumper stickers. ------------------------- I was right. |
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03/05/2019 08:01 AM
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zeus is mad bc he found out Tpap is a closet Bernie lover,,,FEEL THE BERN!
------------------------- I troll 2L.com to be a better person in real life Edited: 03/05/2019 at 08:01 AM by stokedpanda |
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