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Topic Title: Corn-pop was a bad dude. Topic Summary: Created On: 09/19/2019 05:42 AM |
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 09/19/2019 05:42 AM
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And he ran with some bad boys. Apparently, Biden dreamed up his own version of West Side Story or he used to get in knife fights with kids because they wouldn't listen to him when he told them to get off the diving board at a public pool. Any way you slice it, this is goddamn ridiculous. Pretty sure that nobody on the left or the right believes this ever actually happened.
------------------------- "The government who robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul," - George Bernard Shaw “Don’t underestimate Joe’s ability to f—k things up.” - Barack Obama “End of quote. Repeat the line.” - wise words from Joe Biden Edited: 09/19/2019 at 05:51 AM by Sniper |
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09/19/2019 05:52 AM
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And he ran with some bad boys. Apparently, Biden dreamed up his own version of West Side Story or he used to get in knife fights with kids because they wouldn't listen to him when he told them to get off the diving board at a public pool. Any way you slice it, this is goddamn ridiculous. Pretty sure that nobody on the left or the right believes this ever actually happened. *crickets |
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09/19/2019 05:52 AM
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Chapo Traphouse did a funny show on this. There's actually more truth to it than I thought, but some of the details come out like an elderly man trying to tell a story on the porch.
Watch out for those rusty straight razors... If you want to know more about William "Corn Pop" Morris... http://theweek.com/speedreads/...st-not-completely-made ------------------------- “It is the heart of US policy to use fascism to preserve capitalism while claiming to be saving democracy from communism “ - Michael Parenti Edited: 09/19/2019 at 05:55 AM by RustyTruck |
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09/19/2019 05:56 AM
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At first, I thought he was saying that he was going to swing a chain at them but after listening more closely, it sounds like he wrapped a piece of chainlink fence around his head to protect his head and face from the rusty knives. WHAT??? Does he understand how knives and the human body work? Literally, nobody would do this.
------------------------- "The government who robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul," - George Bernard Shaw “Don’t underestimate Joe’s ability to f—k things up.” - Barack Obama “End of quote. Repeat the line.” - wise words from Joe Biden |
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09/19/2019 05:58 AM
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At first, I thought he was saying that he was going to swing a chain at them but after listening more closely, it sounds like he wrapped a piece of chainlink fence around his head to protect his head and face from the rusty knives. WHAT??? Does he understand how knives and the human body work? Literally, nobody would do this. Does it even matter? Your president is spouting off bullshit the likes of which no country has ever seen and your panties are in a bunch over a tall tale about a public pool incident? You're an idiot. |
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09/19/2019 07:13 AM
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Chapo Traphouse did a funny show on this. There's actually more truth to it than I thought, but some of the details come out like an elderly man trying to tell a story on the porch. Watch out for those rusty straight razors... If you want to know more about William "Corn Pop" Morris... http://theweek.com/speedreads/...st-not-completely-made If Biden becomes the DNC nominee, Trump should invite Corn-Pop to sit front row at one of the debates to see if Biden shits his pants, immediately covers himself in chainlink fence, or challenges Corn-Pop to a knife fight. It would be better than Anchor Man. ------------------------- "The government who robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul," - George Bernard Shaw “Don’t underestimate Joe’s ability to f—k things up.” - Barack Obama “End of quote. Repeat the line.” - wise words from Joe Biden |
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09/19/2019 07:21 AM
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You can't listen to that story and not be reminded of Michael Scott from this episode of The Office or the stories about Gator in the movie The Other Guys.
I don't know about Biden's politics but the guy is f'ing hilarious. 
------------------------- "The government who robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul," - George Bernard Shaw “Don’t underestimate Joe’s ability to f—k things up.” - Barack Obama “End of quote. Repeat the line.” - wise words from Joe Biden Edited: 09/19/2019 at 07:28 AM by Sniper |
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09/19/2019 07:35 AM
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Snipe didn't read the story. Uncle Joe and Corn Pop became friends, and Corn Pop has since passed away. It's completely true that Ol' Joe was a lifeguard at the public pool and made lots of friends.
It's "sundowner" story telling that's so hilarious. ------------------------- “It is the heart of US policy to use fascism to preserve capitalism while claiming to be saving democracy from communism “ - Michael Parenti |
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09/19/2019 09:00 AM
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It's hilarious to see Twitler lovers call out Joe's peccadilloes. Their boy even tells his people to lie!
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09/19/2019 09:04 AM
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Does anyone know why he added the bit about having to wear a shower cap if you had pomade in your hair? WTF does that have to do with anything? It makes the story funnier but I don't think he was trying to be funny, which makes it even better. He is sitting there telling a bunch of children about how he use to knife fight people at this pool and about how he wrapped chainlink fence around himself to prevent himself from being slashed by their rusty blades! It does not get much better than this folks. This shit if f'ing hilarious.
------------------------- "The government who robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul," - George Bernard Shaw “Don’t underestimate Joe’s ability to f—k things up.” - Barack Obama “End of quote. Repeat the line.” - wise words from Joe Biden |
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09/19/2019 09:11 AM
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I was wrong! He wasn't wrapping fencing around himself. The mechanic aka "the only white guy" gave him a chain to choke Corn-Pop to death with, instead of calling the cops or pretty much anything else. You can even see the 10-year olds looking around like "where the f is he going with this...".
------------------------- "The government who robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul," - George Bernard Shaw “Don’t underestimate Joe’s ability to f—k things up.” - Barack Obama “End of quote. Repeat the line.” - wise words from Joe Biden |
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09/19/2019 09:11 AM
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Oh it's hilarious all right, no doubt about it. His stories, as strange as they may be, are at least based on some truth. I'd much rather hear Ol' Joe talking about Corn Pop than listen to Trump talk about winning some golf game where he cheated or being on a fake magazine cover. That shit's just sad.
Shower cap? Pomade? Well it's a pool you see. Same reason you're supposed to shower off your sun tan oil. Old people stories. ------------------------- “It is the heart of US policy to use fascism to preserve capitalism while claiming to be saving democracy from communism “ - Michael Parenti |
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09/19/2019 09:41 AM
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He called out the guy because the guy was wearing POMADE....Racist bastard to assume because the guy was Black that he was wearing Pomade.... Then, you get your razors rusty by putting them in a rain barrel...WTF??? Really? a rain barrel.......
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09/19/2019 09:46 AM
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"He happens to be Hispanic, but I've never quite figured it out because he looks more like a WASP than I do,"
Stop it |
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09/19/2019 09:55 AM
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Joe? lol
Really? http://www.theatlantic.com/ide...an-and-alabama/597469/ ------------------------- I was right. |
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09/19/2019 08:15 PM
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And he ran with some bad boys. Apparently, Biden dreamed up his own version of West Side Story or he used to get in knife fights with kids because they wouldn't listen to him when he told them to get off the diving board at a public pool. Any way you slice it, this is goddamn ridiculous. Pretty sure that nobody on the left or the right believes this ever actually happened. *crickets Are you related? |
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09/19/2019 08:46 PM
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Just think- now Biden only needs to say 367,873,989,745,996 more stupid things and he'll be a contender for Trump's record! ------------------------- 
When America was "great" |
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09/20/2019 05:10 AM
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Until Biden does something like this, SHUT THE FUGGUP!!!!!!
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09/20/2019 04:42 PM
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Oh it's hilarious all right, no doubt about it. His stories, as strange as they may be, are at least based on some truth. I'd much rather hear Ol' Joe talking about Corn Pop than listen to Trump talk about winning some golf game where he cheated or being on a fake magazine cover. That shit's just sad. Shower cap? Pomade? Well it's a pool you see. Same reason you're supposed to shower off your sun tan oil. Old people stories. Of course, this brings us to the time your mighty orange herr (hair) macdonald never went to a pool. Shower off? Omg, there goes hundred bucks worth a bronzer and tangerine makeup. Imagine your glorious maximum fuehrer emerging from a swim without a shower cap.... "Mommy, why's the pool that weird yellow color? Why are there little orange longhaired gerbils swimming around, ewww....." We'll go to a different pool dear. Imagine fat little Lord loofa as a lifeguard.... Pomade? nahhh. He's a dapper don man...... ------------------------- It's a democratic hoax |
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09/23/2019 06:50 AM
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Shower cap? Pomade? Well He's Spanish you see, So of course he has Pomade in his hair. Same reason you're supposed to shower off your sun tan oil. Old people assumptions that were normal at the time but now we know were Racist as hell.
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