The Kings castration

Twas the night of the kings castration
Twas the night of the kings last ball
And all through the kingdom
The creatures were gathered in the great ball
Slinging camelsh&1t at one another
For in those days
Bullsh&1t had not yet been invented
A piece of camel sh&1t was thrown at random
Random ducked and the sh&1t hit the king
Sh&1t screamed the king
So all 30,000 loyal peasants dropped their drawers and strained
For in those days
THE KINGS WORD WAS LAW
With a tally ho came David
What hole said the king?
A$$hole said David
That is a very naughty word said the king
And for that
You shall be punished for 30 days and 30 nights
In my deepest and darkest dungeons
With nothing but Ex-lax and water
I'll die said David
You'll sh&1t said the king
So David dropped his drawers and strained
For in those days
THE KINGS WORD WAS LAW
Where is the queen
That fat bohemian bioch
Shouted the king
She's in the tall tower
Preferring the pink pr*ck of the prince
To the dangling d*ck of the archduke
David said
Well eff her said the king
So all 30,000 loyal peasants ran to the tall tower
For in those days
THE KINGS WORD WAS LAW
I need more land said David
Hows this for two acres said David
As he kicked him in the balls
Now cut that out said the king
So David did
Snip snip
For in those days
THE KINGS WORD WAS LAW
Twas the night of the kings castration
Twas the night of the kings last ball




Edited: 04/19/2007 at 04:57 PM by kneeblaster