"in my family, giving someone a banana is a grave insult. They first stick it up their asses...."
yesssiireeee, billy bob: dat's how they do it back in swampside hog waller, goobovia by gum! Heeeyyy there miss garylou: fry up some o' them foreskins,lil lady
Poor widdle raton pigalito really has some....self exteem issues, huh?
There, there buckaroo....fire up that four wheel peepee compensatin' machine, put on some bette midler on thar cranqin sound system...

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