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Topic Title: ALL - Need help finding a specific surfer that was at Jupiter pier (north side) yesterday
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Created On: 12/02/2019 10:01 AM
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 12/02/2019 10:01 AM
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mattbujor

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Yesterday while I was surfing at Jupiter Pier on the north end there was a gentleman that paddled out on a funboard with a black "sushijo.com" shirt on. Around mid 50's, mid length hair that was blonde/brown. He was very nice and held himself well, whenever someone came within 5 ft of him he would start talking to them as if they were best friends. His conversations were WILD... They went from JFK assassinations, to how Roman Catholics were trying to take over the world, to just the most bizarre topics. And then every now and then he would interlude with random mathematics and out loud solve word related math problems similar to this guy on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXco7DpdJXw He was very well spoken.. Has anyone ever seen him out there?

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Edited: 12/02/2019 at 10:06 AM by mattbujor
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StirfryMcflurry

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Beanrat?
 12/02/2019 10:07 AM
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mattbujor

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Originally posted by: StirfryMcflurry Beanrat?
who is beanrat?

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 12/02/2019 10:13 AM
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wehorde

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Originally posted by: mattbujor

Originally posted by: StirfryMcflurry

Beanrat?


who is beanrat?


and here we go....

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Edited: 12/02/2019 at 10:14 AM by wehorde
 12/02/2019 12:40 PM
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tom

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*** BEANRAT 2020 *** (you heard it here first)

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 12/02/2019 12:59 PM
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daner

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He sounds insane. Why do you want to find him?

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 12/02/2019 01:55 PM
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Bev

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wtf is that shit??
 12/02/2019 04:16 PM
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SurferMic

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Beanrat is the famous bridge jumper, an OG Legend!
 12/02/2019 04:17 PM
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SurferMic

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Edited: 12/02/2019 at 04:17 PM by SurferMic
 12/02/2019 10:04 PM
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SpinK

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#beanratlives

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 12/03/2019 04:42 AM
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mattbujor

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Originally posted by: daner He sounds insane. Why do you want to find him?
I want answers

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 12/03/2019 05:02 AM
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NPI13Productions

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Beanrat lives on!!! So funny I was literally just trying to describe the Beanrat story to my girlfriend recently and I think she thinks I'm crazy myself

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 12/03/2019 06:19 AM
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johnnyboy

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That's tab texter. He invented surfing. Then skateboarding and started the state of Florida down the path of greatness it currently occupies and by the way, he paddled out for six hours on the last swell at pump house when lesser men were towing in but only due to his incredible stamina and super human upper body strength (actual quotes) and he doesn't know why he's telling you all this deep stuff but he feels like you're really listening which is not what the people do (another) and by the way my new grom surf team is sick. F omg insane. Peter's kid. Terry's kid. Dude. Had them at the skate park, had to teach to stay low because that's how they are going to get better. That guy? That's tab. He's a stream of consciousness word tornado but I am compelled not to mock him too much because he still really does rip. I feel like a subway patron in NYC trying not to make eye contact with the homeless guy so he won't deliver his manifesto when I see him but like I said, he had the wave of the day at the cove for a left that was double overhead and a half mile ride. He was riding a 6'3". Killing it.

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Edited: 12/03/2019 at 06:21 AM by johnnyboy
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SurferMic

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On a crowded day , if you want some surf...act insane...start talking to the water, yelling at the sky, make weird conversations , speak out loud about weird things, splash the water around you, speak in a made up language, give everyone weird looks....On the North Shore (V-Land), I witnessed this "guy" (was it Beanrat?) Everyone gave him PLENTY of space and he got any wave he wanted...don't mess with crazy.
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johnnyboy

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I keep checking this to see if its him. But I think I know...

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 12/03/2019 08:21 AM
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Plan B

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Originally posted by: SurferMic On a crowded day , if you want some surf...act insane...start talking to the water, yelling at the sky, make weird conversations , speak out loud about weird things, splash the water around you, speak in a made up language, give everyone weird looks....On the North Shore (V-Land), I witnessed this "guy" (was it Beanrat?) Everyone gave him PLENTY of space and he got any wave he wanted...don't mess with crazy.
So, you're saying Meth addiction has its benefits after all?
 12/03/2019 08:55 AM
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mattbujor

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What the heck am I missing? I search up beanrat and found this: http://2ndlight.com/fusetalk/forum/messageview.cfm?catid=3&threadid=110808&STARTPAGE=1&FTVAR_FORUMVIEWTMP=Linear I will say that looks exactly like the guy I saw in the water but with blonder hair, the photo of him there though does have a filter on. So... Beanrat did meth and ran away from his family with their pet dog and lost it in Mexico along with a few broken boards? Is that it?

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 12/03/2019 09:07 AM
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dingpatch

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The Legend of Beanrat makes Mary Poppins look like an amateur.
 12/03/2019 09:15 AM
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johnnyboy

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Its more of a myth (meth?) than a legend but it does get added to, embellished, updated and exaggerated on occasion, or what we here on 2ndlight call a thread.

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 12/03/2019 09:17 AM
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johnnyboy

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Also, the Sushi Jo rash guard, that's consistent. Its Tab.

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