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 11/08/2004 07:25 AM
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Finster

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Ok, so I'm settling an argument with my wife about pooping in your wetsuit. Who here has done it? She doesn't believe that anyone would do that. I did it once at reef road and had some horrible mexican food for lunch and I couldn't hold it and just went to a place down the beach in the water and just let it out (serious diarrhea) and let the waves flush my spring suit out. It was winter time.

Also, she won't believe that most every one likes to pee in their wetsuit when the water is cold and that it feels good. Help a man out here.

I'm not a sick man, but when you gotta go, you gotta go.

Also, if you haven't pooped in your westuit, have you pooped in your trunks in the line-up?

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 11/08/2004 07:31 AM
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long_flaco1

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I'm not tryin to diss you man, but, your outa controll!! who does that?? wow!!

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 11/08/2004 07:34 AM
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The Political Thinker

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THATS GROSS DUDE! LOL maybe pissing but crapping in your wetsuit no way LOL

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 11/08/2004 07:38 AM
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Finster

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hey, my philosophy is: when you absolutely have to go and you have a mile walk ahead of you and then a drive at reef road, by all means...let it out!!!

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 11/08/2004 07:52 AM
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Micah

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lol, no, no!

Pee in the suit. np man. not a sunday picknic but we all feel the need to pee once the water hits our feet.

but poo in the suit! hahaha! no way! and no, i never dropped a load in my trunks. in extreme cases i have HEARD if ppl dropping the shorts in the line up and breeding a few brown trout, but not IN the trunks! lol. ack!

...very creative!

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 11/08/2004 07:56 AM
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Finster

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I did poop once in the line-up once in Aruba, it wasn't diarrhea, the nearest bathrrom was 30 minutes away, there were too many people on the beach but no one in the water so I let a few turtles go. They floated around me for about 5 minutes and then they left. I was laughing.

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 11/08/2004 08:21 AM
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Bamboo

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Poopie in suit - Definitely not!
P in suit - only if absolutely necessary.

I've read several articles that state sharks can smell urine in concentrations as low as 1 ppb (same as blood). That is enough of a stop me!

Bad practice overall. Plus, it might put your name on the endangered species list!



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 11/08/2004 08:29 AM
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Sick Puppy........... no way!!

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 11/08/2004 08:39 AM
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Reggienaldo

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Someone get a straight jacket for this psycho. That is really foul. Before you know it he will be rubbing poop on the walls of his room in the mental ward.
 11/08/2004 08:41 AM
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saxwex

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That is one of the nastiest things I have ever heard! I can only imagine how it smells when you take it off on the beach, "flushed out" or not!
NOT a pretty visual!
 11/08/2004 08:48 AM
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Steve T

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Finster, just eat a block of cheese the night before you go out, that should block ya up for a few days.
 11/08/2004 08:49 AM
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eibla

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In over 40 years of surfing I have NEVER....EVER....dropped a doodie in my wetsuit. In fact before EVERY surf, I conciously take a mental status of risk for doodie, and take appropriate action. A good wee wee? Sure I have...in fact I reccommend it!

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 11/08/2004 09:09 AM
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OIIIIIIIO

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like you say eibla - you can't polish a turd.
 11/08/2004 09:20 AM
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acrorrusd

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I personaly have never pooped in the suit, or trunks for that matter. I have had a frind that let a turtle loose while we where checking Boardwalk one morn. He just shook it out like it was a pebble in his shoe, and left it laying at the base of the steps. And just so y'all know, his knickname is HANUS (with good reason). LOL

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 11/08/2004 09:20 AM
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Fundiloquated

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thats some sick sht. literally.

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 11/08/2004 09:34 AM
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Finster

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You guys are all prudes (sp?). I flushed it out real good, no problems at all and it didn't stink. The ocean cleans everything. Fish and Sharks poop in the ocean, why can't I? I don't like poop at all, I don't smear it around, it was an emergency situation.

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 11/08/2004 09:35 AM
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Finster

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Quote

Originally posted by: Steve T
Finster, just eat a block of cheese the night before you go out, that should block ya up for a few days.


Steve, the problem is that I'm Dutch and I eat blocks of cheese daily.



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 11/08/2004 09:38 AM
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Finster

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So my tactic could work. Next time I'm down at the inlet I'll make sure to go to Cantina Dos Amigos before and poop all over the damn inlet. First peak by myself (whenever it starts breaking again)!!! Excellent! The manatees will love me.

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 11/08/2004 10:03 AM
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OIIIIIIIO

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dude, I'm sure there are fetish websites out there where you could discuss your fascination with poop with other interested connoisseurs - BUT THIS IS NOT ONE OF THEM.
 11/08/2004 10:07 AM
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Finster

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I'm not fascinated with it. It is a normal human function. Are you afraid of being human?

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