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Topic Title: Are you there God? It's me, Donzo.
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Created On: 06/22/2025 10:48 AM
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 06/22/2025 10:48 AM
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fishkller

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What was with that flustered mushmouthed God talk?

Everybody knows Trump worships money and titties

He sounded like a linebacker at a press conference


Trump's Strange God Talk Has People Concerned

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 06/22/2025 10:58 AM
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Bamboo

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Whenever Trump talks about God he sounds so insincere it is cringey.

He should have taken some lessons from Mike Pence or Jimmy Carter, but then they are men of faith.

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 06/22/2025 11:59 AM
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Cole

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The speech was some contrived bullshit penned by Stephen Miller, aka Adolph Jr.

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Edited: 06/22/2025 at 12:00 PM by Cole
 06/22/2025 12:35 PM
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scombrid

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He's talking to the project 2025 architects. This is their holy war.

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 06/22/2025 12:51 PM
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Peewee German invoking God is like the Jesus asking everyone to put more Santa Claus in Christmas.

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 06/22/2025 03:51 PM
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fishkller

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PeeWee German Hahahaha

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 06/23/2025 03:25 AM
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Cole

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Unfortunately, all of this was crap is a reaction to his failed $80 million parade.



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 06/23/2025 07:40 AM
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Send in the squeaky tanks!!!!!!

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 06/25/2025 06:34 AM
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fishkller

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Well, it turns out the Uranium had been moved and the "damage like no one has ever seen before" was hardly biblical.

Another Donzo oversell & flop.

Apparently God never answered..

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 06/25/2025 07:04 AM
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johnnyboy

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>>The president complained that Israel and Iran "don't know what the fuck they're doing," although the attacks appear to have stopped.<<

This is the guy that posted a video on tard social of the "Bomb Iran" as he declared that he obliterated all of Iran's nuclear centrifuges and capabilities. Now his joylessly smiling press secretary is angry that some traitor leaked the actual assessments, which gave a modest 2-3 month delay of their program. So the guy that says Iran and Israel don't know what the fuck they are doing (very presidential and on brand for a man known for his vocabulary) doesn't know shit.

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 06/25/2025 09:10 AM
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fishkller

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Ah the President drops an F-Bomb on TV.

Another bar of class lowered to the floor.

He seems to enjoy bombing: F-Bombs, Perades that Bomb, Love-Bombing Dictators..

-if only his real bombing got results.

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Edited: 06/25/2025 at 09:13 AM by fishkller
 06/26/2025 07:16 AM
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Cole

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The Evangelicals have permission from their Golden Cow and will be cussing up a storm at the next prayer vigil.

"This fried chicken is fucking delicious!"

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Edited: 06/26/2025 at 07:17 AM by Cole
 06/26/2025 08:57 AM
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fishkller

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God fuckin' loves you. you cunty fuck!

Can I get a motherfuckin AMEN??

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