Not Guilty.


'Sandwich guy' acquitted by jury; another faceplant for Trump's DOJ



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We have certain things in common Jeffrey..

Well this can only lead to an uptick in culinary violence. Harumph.

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add a signature since I'm here in profile anyway

Hey maga, America hates what you are doing.

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I was right.

This is exactly why we have juries. Janine Pirro was trying to send this guy to prison for a long to send a message to anyone who thinks that ICE will not crush all dissent. The technical term is jury nullification but it's not a failure of the jury to do their job, on the contrary, finding people not guilty in political prosecutions aimed at sending a message is EXACTLY what juries can and should do.

Jury nullification is as old as juries. In England in the 1700's, there was only punishment for being guilty of ANY crime. Hanging. Juries knew this so they started finding people clearly guilty of minor offenses not guilty. This reality spurred reforms that have continued to this day. Crimes were separated by seriousness, jails were made to punish the people they could no longer kill and political prosecutions still failed. This is the success the of the jury trial. This is why it's still the best way to resolve criminal cases and why we still do it today.

This guy had some serious balls to take this case to verdict. Had he lost, he was going in for a long time. Bet big win big but he could have lost big too. His lawyer's job was to get him the best plea offer or the best trial. He chose well in hindsight. Something tells me Janine Pirro is trying to explain this to Bondi and Trump and those two are trying to make everyone in DC an enemy combatant to avoid having yet another DC jury walk a guy into a very bad press conference.

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"One of the reasons why propaganda tries to get you to hate government is because it's the one existing institution in which people can participate to some extent and constrain tyrannical unaccountable power." Noam Chomsky.

I would love for this to become a thing.
Like someone in press corps sandwiching Leavitt right in the propaganda hole

that time will come, inshallah

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We have certain things in common Jeffrey..

Assault wit' a deadly sammitch...
that never came out of its fucking wrapper.
But it's okay to walk around in public with assault rifles
Good thing it wasn't a subway tuna-ish mullet footlong
or somebody mighta gotten reeaally....
butthurt


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It's a democratic hoax

but.. but..


it must have hurt that poor defenseless ICE goon so much when that soft breaded sandwich bounced off his bulletproof vest while still in its wrapper

He could smell the mustard, your Honor.. HE COULD SMELL THE MUSTARD!!!

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We have certain things in common Jeffrey..

So you goes to your friendly neighborhood bait store
Pick up the biggest bait fish they got
Bake it on a sidewalk for a day or so, wrap it in a week old dried out hoagie roll
assault with a deadly mullet

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It's a democratic hoax

Edited: 11/07/2025 at 08:39 AM by nukeh2o

They couldn't cut the mustard.

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"One of the reasons why propaganda tries to get you to hate government is because it's the one existing institution in which people can participate to some extent and constrain tyrannical unaccountable power." Noam Chomsky.

The DHS agent was amped up and said he could feel the impact of the salami through his vest and the mustard exploded on him and there was onion everywhere....even though the video shows that the sandwich was still wrapped and in the bag after it hit him.... But he could SMELL the mustard.

Damn good thing the snowflake didn't get hit by a donut.



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If I should ever die, God forbid, let this be my epitaph: THE ONLY PROOF HE NEEDED FOR THE EXISTENCE OF GOD WAS MUSIC - KV


Edited: 11/07/2025 at 02:31 PM by Bamboo

Imagine how that pansy would act if he got shot with pellets like they did to that priest.

What a frikkin Mary

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We have certain things in common Jeffrey..