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 04/02/2019 10:53 AM
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tpapablo

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This explains a lot about our prog friends.

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 04/02/2019 10:57 AM
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Fish Killer

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This explains even more:

"He said if he had passed out, he believes the surfers wouldn't have known how to get him back to shore."

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 04/02/2019 12:18 PM
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nukeh2o

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As if either one of these two raft floating swamp goobers would know anything about a) surfing b) water rescue or c) how to swim......
duuhhhh....

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 04/02/2019 12:39 PM
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Greensleeves

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Well since this occurred in England it does more to show that t and fk are hopelessly out of touch.

I imagine this gentleman is a first class Brexiteer. In another recanting of the story it sounds like several people attempted to come to his aid. But like most supporting Brexit (or their MAGA bretheren) they are going to continue in their arrogant and self harming lunacy. dailymail so harder to read for faux news viewers

Moderator can you please move this to the SUP or Faceplant forum?

Edited: 04/02/2019 at 12:40 PM by Greensleeves
 04/02/2019 12:49 PM
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HAPDigital

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That dude's face is a metaphor for tpap's posts.
 04/02/2019 01:07 PM
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Fish Killer

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Originally posted by: nukeh2o

As if either one of these two raft floating swamp goobers would know anything about a) surfing b) water rescue or c) how to swim......

duuhhhh....


You do realize that this is an exact quote...right?

You're a fucking idiot!

"He said if he had passed out, he believes the surfers wouldn't have known how to get him back to shore."

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The REAL truth is....both of the forum idiots are OWNED.
-BOTH of them have no clue who their owner is.
-They are both card carrying narcissists.
^These are PROVED facts.
 04/02/2019 03:19 PM
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fishkller

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Tpattycakes and Flush Killer talking about surfing... now there's the laugh LOL


Stick to what you have personal experience with- crying about Obama in 2019 hahaha

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 04/03/2019 05:28 AM
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Cole

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I've pulled several potential drowning victims from the ocean and I've sat with a few more to make sure they would make it back to shore.

I'm sure many other water people have done the same and will continue to do so.

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 04/03/2019 06:49 AM
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Fish Killer

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Originally posted by: Cole

I've pulled several potential drowning victims from the ocean and I've sat with a few more to make sure they would make it back to shore.



I'm sure many other water people have done the same and will continue to do so.


Then why exactly did he make this claim?

"He said if he had passed out, he believes the surfers wouldn't have known how to get him back to shore."

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The REAL truth is....both of the forum idiots are OWNED.
-BOTH of them have no clue who their owner is.
-They are both card carrying narcissists.
^These are PROVED facts.
 04/03/2019 06:52 AM
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Cole

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Because getting an unconscious person in through breaking waves is damn near impossible, even for skilled lifeguards. One thing I do know is keep the leash on.

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 04/03/2019 06:57 AM
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Fish Killer

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Originally posted by: Cole

Because getting an unconscious person in through breaking waves is damn near impossible, even for skilled lifeguards. One thing I do know is keep the leash on.


You're one big contradiction....

Originally posted by: Cole

I've pulled several potential drowning victims from the ocean and I've sat with a few more to make sure they would make it back to shore.
I'm sure many other water people have done the same and will continue to do so.



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The REAL truth is....both of the forum idiots are OWNED.
-BOTH of them have no clue who their owner is.
-They are both card carrying narcissists.
^These are PROVED facts.
 04/03/2019 06:58 AM
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Cole

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They were conscious, you fucking moron.

God help me.

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 04/03/2019 06:58 AM
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Cole

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You don't know anything about the ocean, do you?

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 04/03/2019 06:59 AM
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Fish Killer

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Originally posted by: Cole

They were conscious, you fucking moron.



God help me.


Then why exactly did you post this BULLSHIT:

Originally posted by: Cole

I've pulled several potential drowning victims from the ocean and I've sat with a few more to make sure they would make it back to shore.
I'm sure many other water people have done the same and will continue to do so.



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The REAL truth is....both of the forum idiots are OWNED.
-BOTH of them have no clue who their owner is.
-They are both card carrying narcissists.
^These are PROVED facts.
 04/03/2019 07:03 AM
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Cole

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They can hold onto the board and I can guide them through the breaking surf or assist them as we move out of the rip. You can't do that with an unconscious person.

You truly are a dumb ass.

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 04/03/2019 07:26 AM
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Fish Killer

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Originally posted by: Cole

They can hold onto the board and I can guide them through the breaking surf or assist them as we move out of the rip. You can't do that with an unconscious person.



You truly are a dumb ass.


How are you going to do that if they were unconscious?

You wouldn't!

That was the point from the beginning!

The man that wrote this was afraid the surfers had no clue....and MOST dont!

You posted your CRAP as a distraction to what was really being stated..and what was really going on!

Oh wait...you do that all the time!

Fool!

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The REAL truth is....both of the forum idiots are OWNED.
-BOTH of them have no clue who their owner is.
-They are both card carrying narcissists.
^These are PROVED facts.
 04/03/2019 11:05 AM
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fishkller

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FK is completely out of his league here.

This is about being IN the water.. not floating on top if it like a fat ass beachball hahaha

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 04/04/2019 04:58 AM
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Cole

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Originally posted by: Fish Killer

Originally posted by: Cole



They can hold onto the board and I can guide them through the breaking surf or assist them as we move out of the rip. You can't do that with an unconscious person.







You truly are a dumb ass.




How are you going to do that if they were unconscious?



You wouldn't!



That was the point from the beginning!



The man that wrote this was afraid the surfers had no clue....and MOST dont!



You posted your CRAP as a distraction to what was really being stated..and what was really going on!



Oh wait...you do that all the time!



Fool!


That is why I said it is difficult, even for experienced lifeguards, you dumb-ass.

Keep the leash on and scream for as much help as you can get.

A big FUCK YOU to Tpap and FK for saying we don't help.





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 04/04/2019 05:07 AM
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damonsharp

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Explaining anything about being in the water, much less anything to do with surfing, to tpapablo and Fish Killer is about like trying to talk about mountain biking to a goldfish.

 04/04/2019 06:08 AM
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wtf

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LMFAO, a dick dragger talking about SUP's....

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