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 06/11/2020 03:59 AM
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Zeus

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A rapper and his gang have taken over central Seattle and city's Capital Hill area. The 20-year-old rapper, Raz Simone, has declared himself warlord and they're now patrolling the streets with assault rifles and extorting money from local businesses. It's reportedly a mix of Antifa, BLM and various small communist insurgent groups. Mayor Durken has essentially surrendered City Hall to them and the police have abandoned their east precinct. Governor Inslee is taking no action as other West Coast insurgents make their way to central Seattle to enlarge the so-called autonomous zone, they've named Chaz. Has democracy taken its last breath in Seattle?
 06/11/2020 05:16 AM
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If the Seattle "insurgents" fuck up and do "something" stupidly wrong, , , , all hell will break loose and they will more than likely die in a "counter insurgency" operation. "Protesters" will become "armed and dangerous rebels".

Bordering on letting Mr. Trump use the Insurrection Act!!!!! The Seattle Snowflakes will not know what to do when the searing heat of the NG/Army comes down upon them.

The Act empowers the U.S. president to call into service the U.S. Armed Forces and the National Guard:

>> when requested by a state's legislature, or governor if the legislature cannot be convened, to address an insurrection against that state (§ 251),

>> to address an insurrection, in any state, which makes it impracticable to enforce the law (§ 252), or

>> to address an insurrection, domestic violence, unlawful combination or conspiracy, in any state, which results in the deprivation of Constitutionally-secured rights, and where the state is unable, fails, or refuses to protect said rights (§ 253).

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 06/11/2020 05:17 AM
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Sniper

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Everyone, please join me in congratulating Raz on securing the warlord token for his district!!! This is working out pretty much exactly how I imagined it when I read the document that Rusty linked a couple times over the last few days.

They named their new district Chaz??? BLM named their district Chaz??? STFU.

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 06/11/2020 05:25 AM
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Cole

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Oh shit! It has started!

The wave will soon sweep across the country!

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 06/11/2020 05:28 AM
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Long live the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone.

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My neighbor won't walk her dog toward Cocoa Village because she thinks the blacks are running amok there too.

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Cole

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I have a relative that was moving to NC to avoid the race wars.

I guess NC is a white stronghold?

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If Raz is already assaulting protestors who won't obey his orders on his first night as warlord, he must already be sympathizing with the cops he just kicked out, at least to some degree.

I'm really glad I don't own real estate in Seattle right now. What do you want to bet that many of the people protesting will be crying victim when businesses decide to leave because they don't want to live under the rule of 20-year old warlords named Raz that they never voted for?

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 06/11/2020 05:47 AM
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Originally posted by: Cole I have a relative that was moving to NC to avoid the race wars. I guess NC is a white stronghold?
I reckon the mountains still. Might want to avoid everything east of I-77. My neighbor was dead serious when she turned right at the end of our street and told us that she would pray for our safety when we turned left with our pack. She is a wonderful and sweet lady but man o man the TV media has her wupped up.

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scombrid

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I gassed up in Weldon. There was a black biker gang of 30+. They didn't set on the white yuppy in the Honda thankfully.

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 06/11/2020 05:49 AM
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Cole

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Let me guess, Fox is saying Raz is the new leader of the city?

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 06/11/2020 05:51 AM
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Are you "sighted in", and do you have your neighborhood's "fields of fire" defined?

Oh, and, just to stir the pot some, , , , way-back-when during those Detroit riots in 1967, , , , now, you can find "similar" stories on the WEB that "just can't be true, , , ," but here goes.

Mrs. Dingpatch's family lived very near the "action", she could see flames from her porch. She sat on the porch with a police 38 special. Her father was a deer hunter and was otherwise "loaded for bear". She would never say if her father took any shots but, she was clear that one, or two, of their neighbors did. As the "boys" came down the street looking for trouble, the neighbor(s) gave them some of his .308. The NG brought a truck by the next morning to collect the bodies, no police, not a word was said, no questions asked.

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 06/11/2020 06:16 AM
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Next, the businesses will move out of the area and the left will not claim that the businesses are leaving because the businesses don't want to operate under the rule of the almighty Raz, but why??? You guessed it....because they are racist! Not because they don't want 20-year-olds waiving AK47s around in the streets but because they are hateful human beings. Wait for it.

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“Don’t underestimate Joe’s ability to f—k things up.” - Barack Obama

“End of quote. Repeat the line.” - wise words from Joe Biden

Edited: 06/11/2020 at 06:17 AM by Sniper
 06/11/2020 06:17 AM
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Cole

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Next, nothing will happen and you will spread the newest Fox fear story.

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 06/11/2020 06:27 AM
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Can't believe some guy in BLM thought it would be a good idea to name their new town Chaz. LMFAO



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"The government who robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul," - George Bernard Shaw

“Don’t underestimate Joe’s ability to f—k things up.” - Barack Obama

“End of quote. Repeat the line.” - wise words from Joe Biden
 06/11/2020 06:33 AM
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RiddleMe

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Originally posted by: Sniper
Can't believe some guy in BLM thought it would be a good idea to name their new town Chaz. LMFAO


That is an acronym for Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone, duh.

Are we even clear who started using the acronym? Seems more like a media thing to do tbh.

Edited: 06/11/2020 at 06:34 AM by RiddleMe
 06/11/2020 06:53 AM
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Greensleeves

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911 is still responding there. It sounds like some of the barricades were set up by the police not the protestors. Let it go. Twiitler is going to end up looking stupid again. He can't run the country, the NFL, and barely a business venture out side of branding his name which he appears to have done well though it's tarnishing.

Edited: 06/11/2020 at 06:57 AM by Greensleeves
 06/11/2020 07:20 AM
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Originally posted by: Sniper

Can't believe some guy in BLM thought it would be a good idea to name their new town Chaz. LMFAO


"I cAn'T bELiEvE sOmEonE nAmEd oUr cOuNtrY OOSA. wHaT dUz dAt mEEn aNyWaY?

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 06/11/2020 07:47 AM
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HAPDigital

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Originally posted by: Sniper

Can't believe some guy in BLM thought it would be a good idea to name their new town Chaz. LMFAO





Why is the name Chaz bad Sniper? Please explain in detail.
 06/11/2020 10:38 AM
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Mayor tells trump to go back to his bunker - LMFAO

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