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Progs are sad. Now, it would be easy to say that progs are unhappy because they are short, stupid and ugly, all of which have been scientifically established. But I think there is more to it than that. The tiny minority of conservatives who are short, stupid, and ugly are happy enough. I think it stems from the fact that deep in their sub-conscious they realize that they are a huge negative to society, less than worthless. That, in turn, drives them to do what we see them do on NSR day after day - come on here to be humiliated by normal people. They are seeking the punishment that they know they deserve. That, of course, does not tend to lead to a happy life. But, if that is what they want, let's give it to them. Let's have fun humiliating them today, people. That is probably why we are so happy - we are helping out our fellow men.

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 03/24/2023 06:48 AM
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Cole

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I am a Liberal. I am taller than you.

Once again you have failed miserably.

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 03/24/2023 07:00 AM
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Originally posted by: Cole I am a Liberal. I am taller than you. Once again you have failed miserably.
Taller than me? You forget that I have met you? You are a dwarf, are you not?

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 03/24/2023 07:03 AM
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If I am a dwarf, and I am taller than you, that would make you a Capuchin monkey.

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 03/24/2023 07:06 AM
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Originally posted by: Cole If I am a dwarf, and I am taller than you, that would make you a Capuchin monkey.
I was wondering if you were a relative of a Munchkin. A lot of them settled in Florida.

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 03/24/2023 07:09 AM
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Cole

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Originally posted by: tpapablo

Originally posted by: Cole

If I am a dwarf, and I am taller than you, that would make you a Capuchin monkey.


I was wondering if you were a relative of a Munchkin. A lot of them settled in Florida.


I've seen some of your relatives in the Silver Springs area. You guys are pretty good when it comes to climbing. The shit flinging I can do without but the other stuff is cute.



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 03/24/2023 07:20 AM
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Fish Killer

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....soooooo Coleslaw tries to lie again.

Shocked?

Nope!

He's a liar.

He looks like a gargoyle as well.

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 03/24/2023 07:24 AM
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tpapablo

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Originally posted by: Cole
Originally posted by: tpapablo
Originally posted by: Cole If I am a dwarf, and I am taller than you, that would make you a Capuchin monkey.
I was wondering if you were a relative of a Munchkin. A lot of them settled in Florida.
I've seen some of your relatives in the Silver Springs area. You guys are pretty good when it comes to climbing. The shit flinging I can do without but the other stuff is cute.
I suppose that they are very distant relatives. But if they were flinging shit at you, I will warmly welcome them into the immediate family. I admire both their judgment and brio.

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 03/24/2023 07:29 AM
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No, they were throwing it as some dude with a red hat. They gave me a banana, and that was odd considering there are no banana trees in the area. I like the fist bump he gave me too. Tell your cousin Jethro thanks from me.

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 03/24/2023 07:31 AM
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Jeasus, don't make me post the photo of Qfap's unfortunate face again.. there aren't enough eye donors in the world for all the gouging that will take place.



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 03/24/2023 07:35 AM
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Originally posted by: Cole No, they were throwing it as some dude with a red hat. They gave me a banana, and that was odd considering there are no banana trees in the area. I like the fist bump he gave me too. Tell your cousin Jethro thanks from me.
Really? For that branch of my family, giving someone a banana is a grave insult. They first stick it up their asses. Hope you washed you hands.

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 03/24/2023 09:42 AM
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Bananas have a peel. I guess that's a good thing for the guy in the red hat. I gave him the banana.

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 03/24/2023 06:06 PM
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Well, no. We are getting Laid. Alot.

that makes us Very Happy.
 03/24/2023 06:51 PM
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Fish Killer

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Well when you spread your legs over at the homeless camp yes you might be getting laid....but dang, next time at least ask the guy his name first.

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nukeh2o

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"in my family, giving someone a banana is a grave insult. They first stick it up their asses...."
yesssiireeee, billy bob: dat's how they do it back in swampside hog waller, goobovia by gum! Heeeyyy there miss garylou: fry up some o' them foreskins,lil lady
Poor widdle raton pigalito really has some....self exteem issues, huh?
There, there buckaroo....fire up that four wheel peepee compensatin' machine, put on some bette midler on thar cranqin sound system...

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 03/24/2023 10:41 PM
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Originally posted by: Fish Killer

Well when you spread your legs over at the homeless camp yes you might be getting laid....but dang, next time at least ask the guy his name first.


Have been examined by aprofessional for Mental illness?

if not, you will never know...
 03/25/2023 03:13 AM
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Should add....confused, bitter, and easily scared.

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 03/25/2023 05:05 AM
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Originally posted by: OBX

Should add....confused, bitter, and easily scared.


We aren't the ones who need to carry a gun everywhere we go.



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 03/25/2023 05:11 AM
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Originally posted by: sandi

Originally posted by: Fish Killer



Well when you spread your legs over at the homeless camp yes you might be getting laid....but dang, next time at least ask the guy his name first.




Have been examined by aprofessional for Mental illness?



if not, you will never know...



Have YOU been examined by a professional for Mental illness?

If not, YOU will never know...

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The REAL truth is....both of the forum idiots are OWNED.
-BOTH of them have no clue who their owner is.
-They are both card carrying narcissists.
^These are PROVED facts.
 03/25/2023 08:44 PM
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sandi

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Answering a question with a question is a sure sign of denial.

You answer my question. I'll answer yours.

Although, we already know the answer.
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