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Topic Title: Hump Day Rap Topic Summary: Created On: 05/17/2006 12:58 PM |
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 05/17/2006 12:58 PM
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FishKiller
by Braz There is a guy that loves pole and FishKiller is his name He is a pathological liar that has no shame When confronted with his lies he starts to shout “You will be judged by your maker” and then logs out But the truth is out there for all to see And FishKiller the truth will set you free There is a chain of events that darkened FishKiller’s soul It started as an altar boy and the preacher’s pole FishKiller was angry at the Lord, and moved on with his life He turned his back on the pole and got himself a wife But then there was that one fateful day When FishKiller’s life moved back the other way He chartered a fishing boat with a bunch of guys When handed a fishing pole he got tears in his eyes With the rod in his hands he dropped to his knees “The Lord sent me my answer, its the pole I shall please” FishKiller found his calling and his life is fine He has a large fishing boat and plays with poles all the time But there is one thing in life that he really lacks It’s the ability to tell the truth when confronted with facts I play with Pink Taco but FishKiller chooses poles to play So, do what makes you happy on this Hump Day! ------------------------- "I pray you come by my house." - Fish Killer |
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05/17/2006 01:05 PM
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F'n Classic.
------------------------- "This is U.S. History. I see the globe right there" |
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05/17/2006 01:07 PM
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oh yea..the rap is back!!!!!!
------------------------- So if you are a surfer I wish you the prosperity that allows you more time to pursue the salt water dream, and the true happiness that comes from warm water, clean waves and the companionship of your fellow surfers. If you are an internet troll just spewing bs then f off. |
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05/17/2006 01:16 PM
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Quote Your side will be in a dark hot horrible place........mine won't! ------------------------- The REAL truth is....both of the forum idiots are OWNED. -BOTH of them have no clue who their owner is. -They are both card carrying narcissists. ^These are PROVED facts. |
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05/17/2006 01:26 PM
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Sorry FishKiller, but we're not scared of fairytales and invisible friends.
------------------------- "I pray you come by my house." - Fish Killer |
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05/17/2006 01:31 PM
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Quote 1JN 4:4 You, dear children, are from God and have overcome them, because the one who is in you is greater than the one who is in the world. 5 They are from the world and therefore speak from the viewpoint of the world, and the world listens to them. 6 We are from God, and whoever knows God listens to us; but whoever is not from God does not listen to us. This is how we recognize the Spirit of truth and the spirit of falsehood. ------------------------- The REAL truth is....both of the forum idiots are OWNED. -BOTH of them have no clue who their owner is. -They are both card carrying narcissists. ^These are PROVED facts. |
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05/17/2006 01:36 PM
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I LAUGHED OUT LOUD......
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05/17/2006 04:44 PM
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Replace turf grass with native plants that don't need irrigation and synthetic fertilizers or chemicals that can go into our waterways and ocean |
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05/17/2006 06:24 PM
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Quote  That's some funny versification. |
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05/17/2006 09:14 PM
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Originally posted by: Doodle "Sorry FishKiller, but we're not scared of fairytales and invisible friends." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- . . . . . . Hey braznut...(aka: doodle...excellent exposure to come)..You want to know what my FAVORITE part about YOU is ??????? . . . . . My absolutly most enjoyed moment......  . . . . . The one that MAKES MY DAY!....... . . . . . The one that PUTS A SMILE ON MY FACE!........ <---(BIG smile !!!). . . . . Well.....do you want to know what it is ???......  . . . . . Don't you just gotta know ????...... . . . . . I really love to RENT SPACE IN YOUR BRAIN.. ..you are probably the BIGGEST FOOL in here. There is Backhand....then there is billsurf4........Krafty is QUITE the FOOL (I mean Tool...sorry)......They are ALL CUT AND PASTE JOCKEYS OR JUST INSULT QUEENS!!!!!!!.......But I have to say WITH OUT ANY DOUBT WHAT SO EVER THAT........YOU ARE THE STUPIDEST IDIOT I HAVE SEEN YET....TO DATE! For you to concoct that opening piece of garbage....what a masterpiece as PROOF OF YOUR "BRAIN RENTAL". You must REALLY think of me A LOT to be wasting THAT MUCH TIME on little ole ME!!! Billsurf4 (aka: Judassurf4...I happen to "rent space in his brain too...just NOT AS MUCH !!!) comes in SECOND PLACE with his "Sig" but in no way EVEN COMES CLOSE TO YOUR STUPIDITY !!!! BWWWWOOOOOOOOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do I MEAN THAT MUCH TO YOU to take THAT KIND OF ENERGY to create that feces ????????? AMAZING!!!!! You are by far the LARGEST MORON I HAVE EVER MET OR SEEN here on 2ndLight !!!!! When is the "Fish Killer" novel coming out ?????? How about those "Fish Killer" videos! I BETTER BE GETTING a cut of the ROYALTIES from the merchandising !!!!! Please inform me when these materials are complete! RENTING SPACE IN YOUR BRAIN IS PRICELESS !!!!! Maybe I will be able to RETIRE on the proceeds alone !!!! (Am I the last thing on your brain when you go to bed??? Please say yes ??? THAT WOULD MAKE MY MILENIUM !!) Do you sit up at night thinking of me??? Did you daydream about all of that POETRY you wrote me.... again...BWWWWOOOOOOHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!TRUELY IMPRESSIVE!!!!! Sincerely, The Fish Killer ------------------------- The REAL truth is....both of the forum idiots are OWNED. -BOTH of them have no clue who their owner is. -They are both card carrying narcissists. ^These are PROVED facts. Edited: 05/18/2006 at 03:29 AM by Fish Killer |
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05/17/2006 09:23 PM
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Oh....and Braznut...one more thing.........
I am EXPECTING A CHECK FOR MY CUT OF THE EARNINGS FROM THAT FIRST PIECE! YOU DON'T SEND ME MY CHECK AND EXPECT TO BE HEARING FROM MY LAWYER! (good night and sweet dreams...please dream of me! Maybe you can really concoct a winner!) LATER! <---famous quote...If you want to use it that will cost you too! HA! ------------------------- The REAL truth is....both of the forum idiots are OWNED. -BOTH of them have no clue who their owner is. -They are both card carrying narcissists. ^These are PROVED facts. |
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05/17/2006 09:39 PM
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Doodle is my hero, long live Mr. Doodle
------------------------- Help me I'm a tool If men like me concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be no shortage of poles. `•.¸¸.•´¯`•.¸ ¸.•´¯`•.¸¸.•´¯`•.¸ ¸.•´¯`•.¸ ><((((º> help help help Fish killer the kook is after me. |
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05/18/2006 04:09 AM
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you really want him to dream of you pretty badly there cockkiller, take it easy there sonny
love,spunge p.s.-jesus would not approve of you calling someone a stupid idiot, now would he? "love your neighbor as you would love me," says the lord! ------------------------- "As for them being "Godly" of course I think they are, due to God putting them in office to execute whatever "plan" He is implementing at any given time! <BR>That would actually make them "Godly" even though I may not agree with their agenda's."- the insight of a brain-washed hand puppet |
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05/18/2006 04:49 AM
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Quote Hey spooge (<---intentionally misspelled) 1) I don't care what you think...and your fetish with "co**killing" is profound...just an insight to your real phisique and inner thoughts! 2) Jesus doesn't have a problem with me calling anybody something that is accurate and correct...call a leopard a leopard. If someone is a "stupid idiot" then I can call them what they are. You would fit this definition of "idiot" also with your repeated offensiveness, non-knowledge of Scripture (also not understanding it) and also not knowing that you DON'T know the mind of Jesus....He says you don't! This would also make you stupid as well. The only mistake I might have made would have been putting the word "stupid" WITH the word "idiot" because they both have similar meanings....that would be redundand....but I don't care...I got my point across! Main Entry: id·i·ot Pronunciation: 'i-dE-&t Function: noun Etymology: Middle English, from Anglo-French ydiote, from Latin idiota ignorant person, from Greek idiOtEs one in a private station, layman, ignorant person, from idios one's own, private; akin to Latin suus one's own -- more at SUICIDE 1 usually offensive : a person affected with idiocy 2 : a foolish or stupid person - idiot adjective Idiots don't change their spot. By the way your spots are still there. Do you know that when you sign your name "love, spunge" what that looks like....you know a "lovesponge" (birthcontrol device)....what a fool. Sincerely, The Fish Killer (soon to be The Fool Killer) ------------------------- The REAL truth is....both of the forum idiots are OWNED. -BOTH of them have no clue who their owner is. -They are both card carrying narcissists. ^These are PROVED facts. |
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05/18/2006 04:53 AM
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Hey Rumpfiller (<----- intentionally misspelled)
Jesus may love you but everyone else thinks you're an a-hole. |
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05/18/2006 05:04 AM
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crash writes:
"FishKiller, Jesus may love you but everyone else thinks you're an a-hole. " Hey Crash......Yes you are right...Jesus DOES love me.. ..it's ashame that you don't know him......What are YOU doing for eternity ???...Just wondering... You do know that forever is a REALLY REALLY long time....not the paltry chump change 60 - 90 years you might have on this planet. "Forever"...has a NASTY sting. ------------------------- The REAL truth is....both of the forum idiots are OWNED. -BOTH of them have no clue who their owner is. -They are both card carrying narcissists. ^These are PROVED facts. Edited: 05/18/2006 at 05:06 AM by Fish Killer |
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05/18/2006 05:08 AM
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call me an idiot all you'd like starfishsmoocher, but the truth of the matter is that you are a hypocrite through and through...did you personally talk to jesus? he told you FACE TO FACE that i don't know him? i stated it to you before, i am not a christian...take it for what its worth..i guess this means i'm going to hell, and you will be sitting on jesus' lap to the right side of the father(u might like what "pops up", to bring back a 5th grade joke that your level of intellect may understand
)...and if you knew how to read commas, than you would realize what love, spunge means...time to head back to grade school
------------------------- "As for them being "Godly" of course I think they are, due to God putting them in office to execute whatever "plan" He is implementing at any given time! <BR>That would actually make them "Godly" even though I may not agree with their agenda's."- the insight of a brain-washed hand puppet |
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05/18/2006 05:09 AM
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Don’t flatter yourself PoleKiller.
That little Rap took me five minutes to write, whereas your tirade against me took you the last 15 hours! I wish to thank you for providing me with an escape from work, and a place to channel my aggression. If I am in fact, as you put it “the stupidest idiot I have seen to date,” so be it. Much better people have called me much worse. Tell your wife I said hey. ------------------------- "I pray you come by my house." - Fish Killer |
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05/18/2006 05:35 AM
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Quote If you say so ......there doodle...you are just so "honest"...I believe you every time you post anything.
------------------------- The REAL truth is....both of the forum idiots are OWNED. -BOTH of them have no clue who their owner is. -They are both card carrying narcissists. ^These are PROVED facts. |
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05/18/2006 05:55 AM
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Quote That might be the first logical thought you have posted! |
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