I peed in my pants last night but it's not what you think.
I peed in my pants, it was due to a drink.
Just one sip, now I'm hooked again.
Just one sip, much to my chagrin.
I peed in my pants, it's the caffeine I swear.
Crashing so hard, my pants I did wear.
A good thing, else I'd have stained the sheets.
I'd never post this on any of my tweets...
Yes, it's our little secret, please don't say a thing.
As long as they don't know, I still feel like a king.


- are these just being echoed back to me or does nobody here have ANY sense of humor?