Oh, come on Tom, , , , , ,!

Everybody knows that wrasilin is real and the moon landings were fake, , , , ,!

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And, on the other hand, , , , it is certainly a "sight to see" in regard to how serious and sometimes brutal the NSR forum can be.

Me, , , , I'm split between reality, stone raking, and otherwise developing my shtick.

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JB

Whoa, slow down, you have lost it now. Have you ever seen him surf? Anyone, anyone.

He spends a lot of time cruising around Tampa looking for restaurant fires.


Well there was this one time, awhile back.

At my one time home break of Hightower. Mid afternoon, decent small swell with slight chop. I m up on the boardwalk stairs with a few fellow surfers.

I see a car pull, dude gets out a large log. Walks down to the beach and heads north till he sees now one else out. ( no drift ) Takes him quite awhile to paddle out. martinA is out in the water also. Soon a large flock of pelicans flew over him and unloaded. I think he fell off the board. Now I am curious....hmmm, who is this poor SOB?

About an hour after paddling out after going prone on a few waves,( cutting off martinA on one of them, he was not too stoked ) we see dolphins prop up right next to him. Must have scared the shit out of him. Fer flails it to the beach. He is carrying his board and walking toward me. As he comes near me, I offer up: Hey man rough day, looks like you could use a beer. I extend a fresh ice cold Coors light toward him. Head down just keeps walking. A few of the boys ask: Who is that fuck head? I say: I really dont know but I think its the accessory guy that Jimmy Mac told us about.

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So if you are a surfer I wish you the prosperity that allows you more time to pursue the salt water dream, and the true happiness that comes from warm water, clean waves and the companionship of your fellow surfers. If you are an internet troll just spewing bs then f off.