Pentagon Pete Fires 'Fat' Soldiers as War on Weight Rages

"Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth proudly shared the news Monday that some Texas National Guard troops who didn't meet physical fitness standards have been replaced.

Hegseth, who has said that "fat troops" and "fat generals" are unbecoming of the U.S. military, declared that "standards are back" in his department after some in the Texas National Guard were seen showing up in Illinois apparently overweight."





Wow, Meal Team Six and the rest of the Gravy Seals better hit the gym if they're going to make war on the Antifa frog squad.




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Let's go blood clot

They should get Botox shots too, like their muy macho secdef Kegsbreath.



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If I should ever die, God forbid, let this be my epitaph: THE ONLY PROOF HE NEEDED FOR THE EXISTENCE OF GOD WAS MUSIC - KV

Will they make Donzo and Pete Hairline's makeup available to the troops as well?

What about JD's eyeliner?

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We have certain things in common Jeffrey..

He's bringing sexy back!

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"One of the reasons why propaganda tries to get you to hate government is because it's the one existing institution in which people can participate to some extent and constrain tyrannical unaccountable power." Noam Chomsky.

The Ozempic Army

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It was fun while it lasted.