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 10/14/2025 02:44 PM
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jdbman

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I grew up having Jesus shoved down my throat. Certainly, some of the bible stuff makes sense. (Like 10 commandments) (That shall not kill thing, guess that is optional, in the history of the world a shit ton bunch of people have been killed in the name of Christianity)

But the real mystery is: who was Jesus? Every picture I ever saw of Jesus he was a blue-eyed Caucasian. How is that possible? Well, it's not possible. So, if that is a lie, how can anything else about Christianity be true?


Fits with tRump perfectly. The lying that is.

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Edited: 10/14/2025 at 02:56 PM by jdbman
 10/14/2025 04:05 PM
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tom

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I don't care if it rains or freezes Who was it on here that used to rile the fundamentalists by asserting, "There are no white people in the Bible..."

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 10/14/2025 05:20 PM
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How does shooting priests fit into this White Jesus narrative?

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 10/14/2025 07:25 PM
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3rdworldlover

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Thanks for the reminder Tom
 10/15/2025 04:47 AM
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dingpatch

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The non-human visitors have told us that Earth's civilization is primitive because we still hold beliefs in magic and supernatural beings.

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 10/15/2025 05:21 AM
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tom

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Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

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 10/15/2025 05:28 AM
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Cole

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"There are no white people in the Bible..."

But there are unicorns.

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 10/15/2025 05:44 AM
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RustyTruck

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Originally posted by: dingpatch

The non-human visitors have told us that Earth's civilization is primitive because we still hold beliefs in magic and supernatural beings.


And they are quite right.

If you need Sky Daddy to make you not be a shitty person, then in actuality, you're a shitty person.



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 10/15/2025 09:16 AM
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jdbman

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"Jesus's original name was Yeshua (or Yehoshua), a common Hebrew name, and "Christ" was a title meaning "anointed one". The name "Jesus" is the English version, which developed through Greek (I?sous) and Latin translations of the original Hebrew and Aramaic name. "


Damn, the dude's name was not Jesus???!!!

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So if you are a surfer I wish you the prosperity that allows you more time to pursue the salt water dream, and the true happiness that comes from warm water, clean waves and the companionship of your fellow surfers. If you are an internet troll just spewing bs then f off.

Edited: 10/15/2025 at 09:17 AM by jdbman
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