Classic, I have a similar story about the goons trying to find and confiscate my camera at one of the early-80's Rock & Roll Superbowl events at the Tangerine Bowl (Citrus Bowl, Camping World Stadium). Too long to type details, but I got it in and snagged some decent shots. 35mm SLR body was under my nutsack where he didn't want to frisk. Buddy had my telephoto lens in his pocket, skated in undetected. Guard found my star filter and 5 rolls of film, but thought he'd hit the narco-motherload when he found a plastic sandwich baggie in one of my pockets. It was full of vanilla wafers, so he confiscated those.